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All In The Name of God? Fucking Idiots.

Monday, May 19th, 2008

The last remaining members of the Russian doomsday group True Russian Orthodox Church emerged from a cave outside Penza Friday, after enduring the toxic stench of rotting corpses from two deceased members of their group. Interfax quoted authorities who said that fumes from the corpses in the cave threatened the ...

The Best Way To Stop Breast Cancer! Give Head and Swallow!

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Murdz Place (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act ...

Sharper Image Won’t Honor Their Own Gift Cards!

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

 From Yahoo NEW YORK - You know that Sharper Image gift card you got for Christmas? Right now, it's worthless. And other gift cards in your wallet could lose their value, too. As more retailers file for bankruptcy or go out of business, more than $75 million in gift cards are at ...

Hermione Granger Needs To Cast An Anti-Bitch Spell On JK Rowling!

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

yahoo omg:  NEW YORK - As the creator of the Harry Potter books sees it, her kindness to fans might come back to haunt her. In papers filed for a lawsuit in Manhattan, J.K. Rowling says she feels betrayed by a fan, Steven Vander Ark, for his role in trying to ...

Pakistan Bans YouTube! Hopefully Thought-Blender Too!

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Well, this one will make T-Blender extremely happy! It seems that the country of Pakistan has officially banned YouTube from being surfed in their country. The reason? There’s too much anti-Muslim content on the site, and that can’t be tolerated by the Pakistanis. It’s good to ...

Brutal Honesty: Teacher Gives Students a Verbal Thrashing

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

liveLeak.com: Social studies teacher Michael Boculac at Poinciana High School FL was secretly taped screaming at students about the importance of studying for tests. Shocked parents and students said he went too far. The teacher is still teaching but Deputy school superintendent Terry Andrews told parents and press that the school makes ...

Wal-Mart, Muslims, Political Correctness…Suffocation

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

yahoo news: RIVERDALE, Utah - Wal-Mart Stores Inc. apologized to a Muslim woman who said she was mocked because of her face veil. "Please don't stick me up," a cashier told the shopper on Feb. 2, according to The Council on American-Islamic Relations. Wal-Mart apologized Monday in a letter signed by ...

Super Delegates: Proof That The Dems Don’t Represent YOU!

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

As anyone that reads Thought Blender knows, I'm usually pretty radical in my attacks on things. If that's your opinion...then assume you know me pretty well. What you don't know, though, is why I am like that. It's not because I'm some dumb shock wannabe journalist that ...

Teamsters Boss Calls For Firing Of Secretary Of Transportation!

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

Teamsters are launching a nationwide campaign to fire U.S. Secretary of Transportation Mary Peters for what they say is her "unlawful decision" to keep the American border open to Mexican trucks. As reported, the Bush administration has decided to ignore a provision passed by Congress and signed into law by President ...

‘Newsertainment’ = Proof U.S. Citizens Want To Be Stupid!

Friday, February 8th, 2008

There is a pretty big election coming up in this country, right? It’s kind of big news that Republican hopeful candidate Mitt Romney is stepping aside to clear the way for former POW John McCain to represent the Republican Party in the 2008 election; an election widely regarded as ...

The Clinton’s Prepare To Fuck America’s Well-Worn Ass!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

I just got the news bulletin that John Edwards has officially dropped out of the race for the Democratic nomination to be the next President of the United States. It's funny, when you look at things, because once again it just goes to prove that the political machine continues to ...

3 Little Pigs ‘Too Offensive’ For Muslims - - Fuck That!

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

bbc news: A story based on the Three Little Pigs fairy tale has been turned by a government agency's awards panel as the subject matter could offend Muslims. The digital book, re-telling the classic story, was rejected by judges who warned that "the use of pigs raises cultural issues". Becta, the ...

500,000: Thank You!

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Hi all, Just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone that has made Thought-Blender a regular stop while surfing the net. I am amazed that in just a few short months this site has managed to rack up more than 1/2 million hits (45,000+ unique). While those numbers may seem ...

NFL Playoffs - Is It All A Money-Making Scheme?

Friday, January 18th, 2008

I love professional football. The NFL is a lifestyle for me, as much as working, sleeping and eating are. From the first game of the season through the last second of the Super Bowl, it consumes me. I watch no less than 3 games a week, and ...

Dear Coaches, Parents and Child Athletes:

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Guest post from "The Corporate Mom": When I was 14 years old, I won a race and broke the school record at an invitational. I went on that day to perform in the top 2 in every event I participated. I was a freshman in high school and ...

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