‘Newsertainment’ = Proof U.S. Citizens Want To Be Stupid!
February 8, 2008 | 8:28 am | by Chris Akin |Rate It:
There is a pretty big election coming up in this country, right? It’s kind of big news that Republican hopeful candidate Mitt Romney is stepping aside to clear the way for former POW John McCain to represent the Republican Party in the 2008 election; an election widely regarded as one of the most important in the history of our country as we teeter on losing our position as the world’s ultimate super power. That’s big news, right? From a historical and equally interesting standpoint, the fact the grandson of former American nemesis Ayatollah Khomeini is being shut out from the electorial process in Iran is pretty interesting. And yes, there is a war going on too in the Middle East, right? Clearly, there’s some interesting news out there right now.
But when I did my daily review of CNN, what did I get greeted with as an “important” news story? Well, thank God CNN was on top of their game, because I was on the edge of my seat wondering if cunty crackhead singer Amy Winehouse would be granted a US work visa so she could attend the Grammy Awards. Is this really, really news? Why does anyone care that this drug addict is not allowed to come to the states and perform her one shitty song? Ultimately though, my rage at this is not about Ms. Winehouse, or even the fact that CNN dedicates so much time to this kind of “news”. I’m a firm believer that the people will police exactly what they want and don’t want. Clearly, in 2008, the United States masses want to be stupid. They want to be oblivious to what is truly going on in the world. And above all else, they want to ignore the fact that we’re on the fast track as a nation to being subjected to the rule of China and Russia – the wicked alliance that is growing right under our noses. But who cares, really? I mean, that all might be important, but did you hear what Simon said to yet another contestant that couldn’t sing last night on Idol? You missed it? Well don’t worry, it’s covered right there on the “news” site CNN – right on the fucking front page!
It literally sickens me that today’s people are so obsessed with modern pop culture. Not that I care if someone wants to follow the escapades of Britney Spears or what exactly killed Heath Ledger. In a somewhat sordid way, I’m curious on those things myself. The problem is that the masses now have forgotten exactly what made this country great in the first place, and their continual ignoring of real news in favor of Hollywood bullshit is quickly leading to the foundation of this country being eroded. If you polled 1000 people today, my bet is at least 800 would have no idea what the North American Alliance even is. The reality of it is that if this whole North American Alliance had emerged even as recently as 15 years ago, there would be protests in the streets, and the president and his cabinet would be tossed out on their ass and impeached faster than you sneak them away in a helicopter to guarantee their safety. But there are many of you out there that still are reading only for me to tell you that the North American Alliance is the proposed (and currently being put in place) alliance between Canada, the U.S.A. and Mexico that will switch our country to new currency, eliminate the borders between the three countries, and ultimately eliminate and wreck every last thing that this country ever stood for. While many of you are uninformed on this, you know that Britney Spears was released from the psych ward yesterday, and that Lindsey Lohan is broke. It’s just sad.
The masses have spoken. They want to be stupid. They want to be taken over by another country. They don’t want to have pride in their country. Our men and women dying in Iraq is less important than who Mary Kate Olsen was fucking at the time of Heath Ledger’s death. Nuclear warfare fear is the most real it’s been since the 60s, but our citizens are more interested in lewd photos of Hannah Montana. The pop culture mentality sucks the back end of a dying goat’s moist, sweaty balls! The masses have thrown this country’s foundation into the toilet. Enjoy living in the pool of shit you are creating, you uninformed, uncaring idiots. You’ll understand it when it’s too late.
If these Joan River’s goupies ever wake-up they’ll blame the erosion of America on Marilyn Manson.